We have Christmas lights, YEAH! Chris nearly died putting them up. So Chris gets off of work early and decides to surprise me and hang our Christmas lights. He's up on our roof and he steps down onto the ladder to climb down and oh shoot, the latter falls to the ground and Chris is left hanging off the roof! I am not there to yell to and so he's just hanging there as his life flashes before his life! Fortunately for Chris, our neighbor works at home and likes to spy on his neighbors (not really) from his second story office. He looks out his window and sees Chris hanging there and wants to know if everything is alright. Of course it's not, so he comes and rescues Chris. Mike saved Chris's life! But he couldn't prevent him from getting scratched all up his leg. For the rest of the evening all I heard is, "I almost died," and "Oh my leg, it hurts." Drama, drama, drama. We did get a lovely, festive house out of Chris's near death experience.
This is Chris. I just want to publicly thank Mike for saving my life. As I was hanging off the roof (okay, I may be exaggerating a little bit) and close to death, my life was flashing before my eyes. I got to thinking about my family and everything I take for granted. I was also thinking about how my foot and leg really hurts (the picture doesn't give it justice, it's really a laceration and probably needs medical attention). So if I die a sudden death, like falling off the roof and cracking my head open, then I want my family to know how much I love them and that I'll be watching over them.