Sunday, May 3, 2009

Out of Tucker's Mouth

If this face looks innocent think again! We've had quite the week with Tucker's little mouth. Sit back and enjoy that this is NOT your son!

Monday: We're at Grandma and Grandpas for some yummy pizza and games when Tucker loudly informs us all: "Uncle Alan you're chunky!" I heard it and so did everybody else but nobody commented so AGAIN, even LOUDER, he repeats himself: "Uncle Alan, you're chunky."

Tuesday: The blondies and I are out to lunch when a man sits down at the table in front of us sporting a neck brace. Tucker loudly asked what was wrong with his back, loud enough for the lady he was with to turn around and answer him. Nice.

Thursday: I dropped off T&T to my friend's house so Chris and I could go to a dinner. My friend calls me 2 minutes later to tell me of the following conversation with Tuck.

Tucker: Who's in your belly?
Friend: Nobody.
Tucker: Why are you SO fat?
Seriously? Not just fat but SO fat.

Friday: We're at In N Out to devour hamburgers and a man next to us has enormous fingers, something clearly was medically wrong. Tuck starts laughing and LOUDLY says, "Mom, look at his fingers, they're HUGE!"

Saturday: We're at Costco in the restroom and Tucker walks out of the stall and says LOUDLY: "Look at her booty, it's chunky!"

How many times do we have to have the "we are all made differently but Heavenly Father loves us all the same; we look different but we're loved the same" talk? We had it again, just this week, before half of his naughtiness was spoken. He's hilarious, naughty, and out spoken and we sure love him!

20 comments:

PamJorg said...

At least he gave you a break on Wednesday!!

Mandi said...

That was a definite laugh out loud post! That boy is hilarious! Sorry to hear about all of that. I can laugh, but I wasn't there in your shoes. Bless his adorable little heart! What a little man!

Kippy said...

Thanks for giving Nate and I a good laugh!! So funny. Oh and that picture is pure Chris!

The Millirons said...

Oh my heck, I would have died. And then I would have laughed a little : ) I have had a few moments like that with my rascal. I think people just have to remember that they are kids and not to take it personal.

Netso said...

He is Hil-A-RIOUS!!!
but ya, I wont be coming to visit in August... I totally know what he would say to me:(
And he is a TWIN to Chris!! (Looks that is. I hope Chris doesn't call people fat!)

The Ridgway Family said...

That was so hilarious as I could just picture him saying it and the look on his face. Did you laugh? I would have been mortified, but I would have chuckled as well. I know my girls have embarrassed me a time or two.

Love you, Keisa

Hallowsboys said...

I know exactly how it feels my 6 yr. old has done those same things...but not so many day after day. Just this morning he said about our neighbor who is very sick with oxygen, that he shouldn't have smoked 500 years ago. Hilarious but not so hilarious at times. I am so loving my pink hair, thanks for the great idea. Miss you girls, so wish you lived closer.

tcandland said...

oh, I feel your pain! Talmage asked a lady at walmart one day WHY she was so fat!!! You gotta love kids!

Morris Mama said...

Oh how funny! I might have to steer clear of him until I have my baby and lose all my baby weight or I just might be one of his victims too! Funny guy.

brooke said...

wow, tucker's awesome. i know who not to ask when i'm wondering if i look fat in something.

Dennison Family said...

Oh, wow. You are right! Glad its not out of my kids mouths!! :) J/k!! What can you do! I have no advice for you, but thank you very much for the laugh!! You are the best! Hope you aren't too sore from this morning!

The Kemptons said...

I have to say Tucker is one of the funniest kids I know. Even though you probably don't even know what to say after some of the remarks. Gotta love that boy.

Chelsea said...

lol. Oh, Tucker. Our lesson yesterday was about the Word of Wisdom and as I was talking about why we don't eat too much candy, he proudly stood up, stuck out his belly, and said, "because it makes you F A T!"

s.lloyd said...

Ok. I forgot to tell you and Chris about an incident that happened with Tuck at Walgreens a few weeks ago. The cashier was an older lady, wrinkled with long gray hair (a bit scraggly). When Tucker saw her he yelled "Grandma, look!, there's a WITCH!" Of course she heard and looked over. But Tucker didn't stop there, he kept yelling it over and over and making faces at her until I "crawled" dragging Tuck with me (and Tatum) out the door. I'm not sure I have ever been as embarrassed before!! Yes, he says what he thinks, good or bad!

Deana said...

Aren't kids great! They are so honest. I love them so!!

Enjoy!

Evie's Story said...

Reassuring that Im not the only one that has those embarrassing moments with kids in public! funny stuff when its someone else's kid:-) Thanks for sharing!

Shabwan said...

Hey....don't forget to add the one he yelled while I had him and you were in Utah. We're at Target buying kites for a wildly fun time of hanging out in the wind. We're at the checkout and Tucker yells (talking about the check out lady) "Hey! That lady has a mustache!" The register couldn't print the receipt fast enough for us to get out of there! Gotta love Tucker!

Heidi said...

Just think of how fun it will be to embarrass him when he's 13. Payback right? Sounds like Madagascar 2 has made it's appearance at your house too. My kids cannot hold a straight face during the Chunky/Plumpy song. Even Elijah walks around wiggling and saying MotoMoto

Jamie Y said...

Ha! I'm cringing for you!

Karen said...

This just cracks me up! I'm sorry you had to sit through it all! :) You look amazing, even in your funny picture. :)